Because that's the only way to get anything done in this country. You have to be super annoying about it. They give you no choice.
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"I spread out my hands to you; I thirst for you like a parched land." – Psalm 143:6
The following program is a work of fiction created for educational, artistic, and harm reduction purposes in compliance with the VideoCorp terms of service– I love VideoCorp. I love the rules– Any resemblance to actual persons is a super crazy coincidence.
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So, April 27, 2017 was the greatest day in the history of twitter.com.net.gov. I realize that to you children, Twitter is an app. But to us MILFs, it remains a website. We have to dial in. ☏
Hello operator. Connect me to hell.
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Bubble, bubble toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble! Something wicked this way comes! Magical deeds are afoot dear readers, magical darkness—(drops fan)— a must.
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Children, if I have to crawl off the goddamn floor on the morning of November 4th, brush aside the empty wine bottles and pick up my phone to discover that Caligula Jackson is President For Life; I am going to chew my way through the bathroom tile and I will not stop until I reach the gates of hell.
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Alright, so what are we looking at? What new hell have we sunk to now here in the United States of– they ask you how you are and you just have say that you're fine and you're not really fine but you just can't get into it because they would never unders– 🌧
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Hello again, the gays! 🏳️🌈Welcome to my garden party fantasy. Straight people you’re of course welcome to tag along too, provided you're emotionally damaged. Hi! Hey how are you! Cringe! Let's talk about it!
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All right children, it's a new decade, and it's time to face the facts. How do I put this delicately? Your humble hostess is a total lez. *sigh* 😔
Shame! 🥺
You're probably worried this is a coming out video, and I'm sorry to tell you that it is. But it's so much worse than just that…
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The promise of canceling was that it was going to give power back to people who had none, and bring justice to prominent abusers. It's, in a way, the 21st century version of the guillotine
But, also like the guillotine, it can become a sadistic entertainment spectacle…
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You know, you don’t actually need wealth to be opulent. Because opulence is not abundance. Opulence is the aesthetic of abundance. It is the aesthetic of owning everything.
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Hi boys! It's me again, just your average girl. Look I may be a biological female, but I do hope that just for this video we're able to converse as men. I want you to think back to 2016, which I know in internet years is like halfway between now and the decline of Rome.
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Digital Goddess: Comfort ye, comfort ye, my subscribers. So sayeth your Goddess. For it is I, the digital messiah, the online oracle, the social media savior yea! Verily I say unto you, there were influencers abiding in the feed, keeping watch over their followers by night. And lo, I came upon them, and the glory of my posts shone about me, and I delivered unto them a vision!
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♪ "Faceshopping" by Sophie ♪
Hey guys, it's Natalie, welcome back to my channel. Today I'm gonna do a makeup tutorial, as always. But first, story time! Story time! Story time!
I just wanna be upfront with you guys and let you know that I've had some facial surgery. I'm always gonna be honest with you guys about this kind of thing, because you mean so much to me. Like, you've been here with me since the beginning and you've seen my story.
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"On the day that The Female Eunuch was issued in America, a person in flapping draperies rushed up to me and grabbed my hand. 'Thank you', it breathed hoarsely, 'thank you so much for all you've done for us girls!' I smirked and nodded and stepped backward, trying to extricate my hand from the enormous, knuckley, hairy, be-ringed paw that clutched it.
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Hello children. It is I, the darkness within! So, you know how life is like… kinda bad? Well what are you gonna do about that hmm? I mean there's a few things you can do. First you could work to improve yourself and make the world a better place. That's probably the most effective approach eventually, but the problem is that it's hard. And I don't like things that are hard.
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Lenora: Hello, my devilish darlings. It is I, Lenora LaVey. Your hostess of horror, and I'm here to warn you that some viewers may find tonight's program disturbing. There will be discussion of transphobic slurs and violence, and graphic displays of anime.
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Lenora: Death! Death, death, death, death! It's the only thing everyone fears, and the only thing that gets me off. Hello my devilish darlings, I am Lenora LaVey. Your hostess of horror, your rare and radiant maiden of mayhem. Tonight's program is about the death of meaning itself.
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Marie: Bring me another bottle of Moët, would you Antoine? Apparently the world is ending. Well, where is he? Sometimes I'm so goddamn beautiful it makes me want to throw up! Ugh, I'll get it myself. 🍾🛁
Antoine?
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In color theory the selection of colors used in a design is called a color scheme. Analogous color schemes use the main color plus one or more adjacent colors, while complementary schemes use any two colors directly opposite on the color wheel.
Tracy: Hi girls! I’m Tracy Mounts, guest host of ContraPoints, the Internet show where we talk about sadness, fascism, sexual deviation, cults. This week we’ll be talking about colors. ✨🌈
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"Imagine how a woman feels
Imagine how soft and warm her skin feels. Imagine the sweet smell of her perfume. Imagine her tenderly pressing her soft lips against yours. Imagine her letting you get on top of her and insert your **** inside her, softly moaning as it slides in. Imagine the walls of her tight, soft, warm **** wrapped around every inch of your ****.
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